High Heels Are My Achilles Heel

I know, that title is super dorky, but I just couldn't resist.

As I mentioned (or jabbered on about) in my last post, I have a serious lack of practical shoes. Since that post, I have purchased 4 new pairs of shoes and they all had at least a 4 inch heel (as a side note on that, check out the updated slideshow below). I keep telling myself that if I'm going to buy shoes, I need to buy more flats or at least shorter heels--ones that I could actually walk around in all day--but when I get on a website and start looking at shoes, logic seems to go out the window. All the high-heeled shoes are just so stinking pretty!! I mean, look at this picture I found on google:

Yeah, those flats are cute. But look at those heels. Va-va-voom! And they're not even a fun design or color.

I've heard some people talk about how high heels just objectify women and such other nonsense. You can feel that way if you want, but I don't. When I'm walking around in my high heels, I just feel good. Not only do I feel like I look good, but I feel good about myself all around. I feel like I can do anything (except maybe walk up the 2 large flights of stairs to my office...the elevator is my friend). I feel empowered! I start walking around all sassy-like thinking "Man, I am so awesome. I am like the most awesome person in the world." Okay, maybe not that extreme, but I do feel pretty great. It also doesn't hurt that heels do so much more for your legs than flats.

So I guess the emotional high is why, when I see a cute high heel, my brain turns to mush and instead of thinking about how I really don't need any more high heels in my soon-to-be New York City life, I just drool and click "Add to cart." Whoops.

I did buy several pairs of more practical shoes when I was pregnant because as much as I really wanted to keep wearing all my awesome shoes, the extra 30 pounds and increased lack of balance really weren't letting that happen. (Increased lack? Does that even make sense?) My point is that I clearly am capable of buying practical shoes if it becomes a matter of necessity. It's just not nearly as fun. And somehow I feel like I'm not getting as much for my money. I know that is probably weird/ridiculous, but seriously. When I compare a pair of heels for $50 to a pair of flats for $50, the flats just seem like a rip-off. There is so much less shoe there! Kind of the same philosophy that leads me to buy 4 pairs of $20 shoes rather than 1 pair of $80 shoes. Why would I spend x amount of money on flats when I can spend the same amount and get an amazing pair of heels? I feel like flats should cost about half as much as heels. Really, does anybody else feel that way or am I totally on my own here?

On top of all that, I feel like heels just make an outfit look so much more put together. They are more professional, more composed, more sophisticated and refined. Perhaps this harks back to my not-so-secret wish that our society was less casual sometimes. I kind of long for the days when you got dressed up to fly and housewives walked around in dresses, heels, and pearls. Obviously there are many parts of the 50's and 60's that I am glad we left behind, or have at least tried to leave behind, like the racial inequality or the lack of seat belts. Or even on a purely superficial level, the black and white televisions and lack of cell phones. But I can't help watching shows like Mad Men and Pan Am (don't judge) and wishing that we were a little classier.

Like this lovely lady featured on the V&A website. Doesn't she just embody class and sophistication? Also, I'm sad that we don't wear hats anymore. Can somebody bring that back please? I will volunteer to learn millinery. I told my husband the other day that I want to be British royalty just so I can wear beautiful hats and not look silly.

Ha. When I started this post I was merely intending to explain my incredible weakness for all things high-heeled. Who knew it would lead me to my apparent issue with modern "casualness" (better called laziness or sloppiness most of the time) and my love of hats. Actually, I could probably write a whole separate post about hats...I have so much more to say on that topic! I guess you just never know what you're going to get here.